Hi all,
Welcome to issue #3 of Sunflower Creations update and newsletter.
It has been another busy month here in Sunflower Land! :) I hope this
update finds one and all well and enjoying summer. El Nino and the
hurricane season are making weather conditions in the US very
"interesting" to say the least!
Speaking of weather, I'd like to add some links to this section
with weather info online.
Weather.COM
Weather Underground
YAHOO WEATHER
US Weather
You get the idea, and there are many directories concerning weather,
online. Just pick a search engine, and put weather in the box, and
you'll be able to know weather conditions worldwide, and even be able
to order weather related software, or customize your web site with
your area's weather.
Coming soon to Sunflower Creations, more links to E-greetings and
virtual gifts, as well as what I refer to as ICQ forwards. Most
Electronic greeting cards and gifts have a URL add-on box, and our
ICQ forwards can be amusing quotes, friendship/relationship poems/maxims
or the start of a virtual pillow fight or hug-a-thon. Most E-greetings
sites have an associate program, which means you can get greeting cards
with your company logo or personal site info on your own post office
for these greetings.
The previous topic brings us to the subject of enhancing your
web site with things such as Electronic greetings and much more. Our
next issue will include instructions and programs you can ad to your
web site to make money with your web sites and/or add content to your
website. If anyone has a favorite program they have added to their
site, please feel free to email me information and URLs on that
program. please email me.
Now for all you sunflower fans out there, here are some
"all things sunflower links" that I have found on the WWW.
Sunflower Trading Companie
Sunflower Cablevision
Sunflower Ceremony & How it came to be
China Cat Sunflower Poem
Sunflower County, Mississippi look-ups
Sunflower Country Gifts, Australia
More Sunflower links to come in upcoming issues of our update.
If you have a Sunflower Link, submit it with your Signature file,
and get free advertisement for your web site/business opportunity.
LETS EXERCISE
sent to my via email by my brother-in-law, Tim Sabedra, Los Angelos,
CA
This is kind of cute: You'll get a good laugh! If we have not had
enough of the OJ Simpson jokes and poems...
O.J according to Dr. Suess
I did not kill my lovely wife
I did not slash her with a knife
I did not bonk her on the head
I did not know that she was dead
I stayed at home that fateful night
I took a cab, then took a flight
The bag I had was just for me
My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be!
When I came home I had a gash
My hand was cut from broken glass
I cut my hand on broken glass
A broken glass did cause that gash
I have nothing, nothing to hide
My friend took me for a ride
Did you take this persons life?
Did you do it with a knife
I did not do it with a knife
I did not, could not, kill my wife
I did not do this awful crime
I could not, would not, anytime
Did you hit her from above?
Did you drop this bloody glove?
I did not hit her from above
I can not even wear that glove
I did not do it with a knife
I did not, could not, kill my wife
I did not do this awful crime
I could not, would not, anytime
And now that I'm free, I can return
To my house for which I yearn
And to my family, whom I love
And now that I'm free...Give back my glove...
Submitted by Judi Farr of FarrBeterIdeas.
Quotes,QUOTES, & MORE quotes!
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Money is a powerful aphrodesiac. But flowers work almost
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Silence is the great teacher, and to learn its lessons you must pay
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that come from knowing
how to contact your core of inner silence. The great Sufi poet Rumi
wrote, "Only let the
moving waters calm down, and the sun and moon will be reflected on
the surface of your being."
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This is a true story from the WordPerfect help line. Needless to say,
the help desk employee was fired; however, he/she is current suing the
WordPerfect organization for "Termination without Cause."
Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee:
Subject: Fun at the Help Desk...
"Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
"What sort of trouble?"
"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went
away."
"Went away?"
"They disappeared."
"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing?"
"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
"How do I tell?"
"Can you see the C: Prompt on the screen?"
"What's a sea-prompt?"
"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"
"There isn't any cursor. I told you, it won't accept anything
I type."
"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
"What's a monitor?"
"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.
Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
"I don't know."
"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power
cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
"Yes, I think so."
"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged
into the wall."
".....Yes, it is."
"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were
cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
"No."
"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the
other cable."
".....Okay, here it is."
"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the
back of your computer."
"I can't reach."
"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
"No."
"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and leaned way over?"
"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because
it's dark."
"Dark?"
"Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming
from the window."
"Well, turn on the office light then."
"I can't."
"No? Why not?"
"Because there's a power outage."
"A power ... A power outage?? Aha ... Okay, we've got it licked now."
Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your
computer came in?"
"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like
it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought
it from."
"Really? Is it that bad?"
"Yes, I'm afraid it is."
"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."
Compliments of Angel Cabradilla ACabradilla@planetall.com
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Well Folks, That's all for this issue. We are still a bit off
schedule but are trying to put 2 issues of the newsletter out per
month.
Thanks,
Marlene @ Sunflower Creations