Hi all, Welcome to issue #3 of Sunflower Creations update and newsletter. It has been another busy month here in Sunflower Land! :) I hope this update finds one and all well and enjoying summer. El Nino and the hurricane season are making weather conditions in the US very "interesting" to say the least! Speaking of weather, I'd like to add some links to this section with weather info online. Weather.COM Weather Underground YAHOO WEATHER US Weather You get the idea, and there are many directories concerning weather, online. Just pick a search engine, and put weather in the box, and you'll be able to know weather conditions worldwide, and even be able to order weather related software, or customize your web site with your area's weather. Coming soon to Sunflower Creations, more links to E-greetings and virtual gifts, as well as what I refer to as ICQ forwards. Most Electronic greeting cards and gifts have a URL add-on box, and our ICQ forwards can be amusing quotes, friendship/relationship poems/maxims or the start of a virtual pillow fight or hug-a-thon. Most E-greetings sites have an associate program, which means you can get greeting cards with your company logo or personal site info on your own post office for these greetings. The previous topic brings us to the subject of enhancing your web site with things such as Electronic greetings and much more. Our next issue will include instructions and programs you can ad to your web site to make money with your web sites and/or add content to your website. If anyone has a favorite program they have added to their site, please feel free to email me information and URLs on that program. please email me. Now for all you sunflower fans out there, here are some "all things sunflower links" that I have found on the WWW. Sunflower Trading Companie Sunflower Cablevision Sunflower Ceremony & How it came to be China Cat Sunflower Poem Sunflower County, Mississippi look-ups Sunflower Country Gifts, Australia More Sunflower links to come in upcoming issues of our update. If you have a Sunflower Link, submit it with your Signature file, and get free advertisement for your web site/business opportunity.
LETS EXERCISE sent to my via email by my brother-in-law, Tim Sabedra, Los Angelos, CA This is kind of cute: You'll get a good laugh! If we have not had enough of the OJ Simpson jokes and poems... O.J according to Dr. Suess I did not kill my lovely wife I did not slash her with a knife I did not bonk her on the head I did not know that she was dead I stayed at home that fateful night I took a cab, then took a flight The bag I had was just for me My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be! When I came home I had a gash My hand was cut from broken glass I cut my hand on broken glass A broken glass did cause that gash I have nothing, nothing to hide My friend took me for a ride Did you take this persons life? Did you do it with a knife I did not do it with a knife I did not, could not, kill my wife I did not do this awful crime I could not, would not, anytime Did you hit her from above? Did you drop this bloody glove? I did not hit her from above I can not even wear that glove I did not do it with a knife I did not, could not, kill my wife I did not do this awful crime I could not, would not, anytime And now that I'm free, I can return To my house for which I yearn And to my family, whom I love And now that I'm free...Give back my glove... Submitted by Judi Farr of FarrBeterIdeas. Quotes,QUOTES, & MORE quotes! RocketMail Daily Quote: Money is a powerful aphrodesiac. But flowers work almost as well. -- Robert Heinlein Silence is the great teacher, and to learn its lessons you must pay attention to it. There is no substitute for the creative inspiration, knowledge, and stability that come from knowing how to contact your core of inner silence. The great Sufi poet Rumi wrote, "Only let the moving waters calm down, and the sun and moon will be reflected on the surface of your being." Compliments of Motiv8 Quote Of The Day 6-20-98 (Those who do not yet receive this directly can send the message ** Motiv8 YOUR_EMAIL_ADDRESS to SUBSCRIBE MOTIV8. Substitute your YOUR_EMAIL_ADDRESS for your email address and you'll start receiving daily announcements via email!) This is a true story from the WordPerfect help line. Needless to say, the help desk employee was fired; however, he/she is current suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without Cause." Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee: Subject: Fun at the Help Desk... "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." "Went away?" "They disappeared." "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" "Nothing." "Nothing?" "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type." "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?" "How do I tell?" "Can you see the C: Prompt on the screen?" "What's a sea-prompt?" "Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?" "There isn't any cursor. I told you, it won't accept anything I type." "Does your monitor have a power indicator?" "What's a monitor?" "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?" "I don't know." "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?" "Yes, I think so." "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall." ".....Yes, it is." "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?" "No." "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable." ".....Okay, here it is." "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer." "I can't reach." "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?" "No." "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and leaned way over?" "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark." "Dark?" "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming from the window." "Well, turn on the office light then." "I can't." "No? Why not?" "Because there's a power outage." "A power ... A power outage?? Aha ... Okay, we've got it licked now." Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?" "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet." "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from." "Really? Is it that bad?" "Yes, I'm afraid it is." "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?" "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer." Compliments of Angel Cabradilla ACabradilla@planetall.com
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Well Folks, That's all for this issue. We are still a bit off schedule but are trying to put 2 issues of the newsletter out per month. Thanks, Marlene @ Sunflower Creations